Where: Down Escalator, Clapham Common Tube Station
Neil Pearson, walking down the escalator, coughing without putting his hand in front of his mouth.
"Who?" you might ask. With good reason.
Bridget Jones' boss, that's who. The bloke from "Sit Up Britain".
- Boss: So, why do you want to work in television?
- Bridget: I've got to leave my current job because I've shagged my boss.
- Boss: Fair enough. Start Monday. We'll see how we go. And, incidentally, at 'Sit Up, Britain', no one ever gets sacked for shaggin' the boss.